What if pizzas came with licenses like the ones in DRM CDs?

What if pizzas came with licenses like the ones in DRM CDs?

[via BoingBoing]

Groklaw’s license, ColdPizza, sets out the terms under which a pizza pie can be consumed:

This FOOD PRODUCT has been manufactured for usage only in specific FOOD PRODUCT cooking devices and storage containers and might not be usable with the following devices:

  • Some FOOD PRODUCT reheaters that have the capability of reheating competing products
  • Some microwave heating devices with pre-defined “Pizza” or “Sandwich” buttons
  • Any FOOD PRODUCT cookers which operate utilizing Celsius temperature scale
  • Some FOOD PRODUCT cookers or reheaters with convection capability
  • Some FOOD PRODUCT (FP-R/RW) reheaters designed for use in dormitory settings
  • Some portable FOOD PRODUCT carrying containers
  • Some serving and/or warming trays
  • Some FOOD PRODUCT cleaning devices, such as generic napkins, paper towels or wet wipes-style products
  • Some denture products, including partial bridges and unapproved full ceramic teeth replacements